Would it be possible for Watson to determine what these two impossible impossibilities might be from the information provided on the website?  Subliminet Inc. does not disclose what the two impossible impossibilities are anywhere on the www.Subliminet.com website.

Would it then be possible for Watson to inspect a guidebook currently owned by Subliminet Inc.
that Subliminet Inc. contends can prove, along with all information contained within the website,
at least two impossible impossibilities far more possible than merely possibly possible, 
to determine whether or not both the guidebook and the website prove Subliminet Inc.’s contentions valid and true?

The purpose of these inspections would be for Watson to find patterns of relevance,
to identify the relevant relatedness of all aspects of the content throughout the www.Subliminet.com website,
each aspect (digital media, keywords/phrases/hyperlinks within documentation) to the other within the website,
and each aspect of the website to at least one aspect contained within the content of any of the hyperlinked destinations,     
and then determine how relevant (from 0% irrelevant to 1% to 100% relevant) each aspect is,
each aspect to the other within the website, as well as how relevantly related (from 0% irrelevantly to 1% to 100% relevantly related) each aspect of the www.Subliminet.com website is to at least one aspect contained within the content of any of
the hyperlinked destinations.

The following excerpts were taken from an email sent to IBM, the creators of “Watson”,
the most sophisticated artificial intelligence entity ever created by humans. 

My name is Mortimer Sloane and I’m writing to you to inquire about the possibility of utilizing
Watson’s technological capabilities to investigate certain elements of
Subliminet Inc.’s website at www.Subliminet.com.  It is Subliminet Inc.’s hope that Watson,
because it is a question answering computing system capable of performing
advanced natural language processing, information retrieval,
knowledge representation and reasoning hypothesis generation, massive evidence gathering, analysis,
and scoring that is also a workload optimized system designed for complex analytics, can be programmed to:
inspect all digital videos, stills and shorts, all documentation,
as well as all keywords and phrases appearing as hyperlinks  throughout the www.Subliminet.com website,
much like a search engine would do when crawling any website’s content.

Once Watson has completed these tasks, would it then be possible for Watson
 to use the information gathered from these tasks to determine whether or not Subliminet Inc. has proven,
beyond the shadows of all doubts, that there are indeed at least two heretofore presumed to be impossible impossibilities
that Subliminet Inc. contends have now become far more possible than merely possibly possible?

 The following email was sent to various professional statisticains:

My name is Mortimer Sloane and I’m writing to you to inquire about the idea of hiring you
to work with Subliminet Inc. on a project Subliminet Inc. recently began marketing online.
This project involves a new, salubrious technique developed by Subliminet Inc..
Subliminet Inc. intends to educate and enlighten a select audience to various aspects of this technique, and, eventually,
train them to safely and successfully enact this techinique for extended durations of time.
In order to achieve the educational portions of Subliminet Inc.’s goals,
Subliminet Inc. needs for the Subliminet audience to understand the concept of synchronicity,
and, through the use of examples of that phenomenon,
either as it has occurred in the owner of Subliminet Inc.’s experience,
or as it is shared testimonially by the Subliminet audience,
I will illustrate its importance in achieving Subliminet Inc.’s ultimate goal. 
Determining the probability of the occurrence of a single synchronistic event individually, 
as well as the probability of a collection of synchronistic events occurring within the context of a single individual,
is necessary to facilitate the education and enlightenment of Subliminet Inc.’s audience
to various aspects of the salubrious technique, as well as to other aspects of Subliminet Inc.’s website.

I from Subliminet, Subliminet’s corporate avatar,
contends that because an unusually large amount of synchronistic events have occurred
in relevant relation to I from Subliminet throughout the routine
and non-routine courses of I from Subliminet’s lifetime,
many of which are described in brief detail on the www.Subliminet.com website,
I from Subliminet must have been where
I from Subliminet was supposed to be when 
I from Subliminet was where I from Subliminet was supposed to be
while I from Subliminet was doing whatever
I from Subliminet was supposed to be doing,… 
even before I from Subliminet first discovered the innumerable innate possibilities
that this salubrious technique can offer,
…supposed to be doing within the context of inscribing a guidebook
and discovering the new and unique and never before safely and successfully enacted salubrious technique,
both of which Subliminet Inc. contends can prove, beyond the shadows of all doubts,
that at least two heretofore believed to be impossible impossiblities
have now become far more possible than merely possibly possible.

I have spent innumerable hours and days and weeks and months
if not years confirming that the synchronicities
I from Subliminet contends occurred within the context of
I from Subliminet and were experienced exclusively by I from Subliminet,
are indeed 100% true and did indeed occur within the context of
I from Subliminet, no matter how obscure the details of
I from Subliminet’s synchronicities appear to be.

Subliminet Inc.’s guidebook, salubrious technique, as well as
the two impossible impossiblities that Subliminet Inc. contends
have now become far more possible than merely possibly possible,
have yet to be publicly disclosed as a necessary part of adding intrigue to
the Quest for Relevancy’s marketing strategy, however,
my hesitancy to mention the name of Subliminet Inc.’s founder,
sole owner and president  can be directly attributed to the very real possibility that
I from Subliminet ©2010 ™suffers from delusions of grandeur.

True as they are, and as magnificent a discovery as the new and unique salubrious technique may be,
and as unbelieveable an achievement as proving at least two impossible impossibilites to be
far more possible than merely possibly possible with a guidebook and
supporting documentation and a unique collection of digital videos
and shorts and stills and other as yet undisclosed products and services, 
does I from Subliminet really suffer from delusions of grandeur
if all that I from Subliminet and Suliminet Inc. contend is 100% true?