E = m c ²
is also relevantly related to I from Subliminet
in that these letters are initials representing
both I from Subliminet and I from Subliminet’s spouse,
intials assigned to both either at birth or pursuant to marriage.

0690690
contains three different numbers and seven total digits
but which three digits, and in what order, are relevantly related to
I from Subliminet’s former place of residence?

080808
is relevantly related to Subliminet Inc.’s very beginning
in the State of New York in the U.S.A..

888 8th Avenue

 is relevantly related to Subliminet Inc.’s address.

1111

is relevantly related to I from Subliminet’s very beginning.

I from Subliminet’s parents were espoused on the date,

  the month and day, not year immediately preceeding the day date

that has recently become known as a day of elegiance.

I from Subliminet’s very first day began during a leap year,

consequently changing the place this date most frequently occurs

during the course of a Gregorian year by one day.

This one day change makes the date’s place within

an a-typical Gregorian calendar year a significant one,

especially when also considered within the context of

I from Subliminet’s paternal parent’s given name,

 which is identical to one prominently appearing in the New Testament.

Together,

this name and this day’s new place during that a-typical year indicate

the most significant and most often quoted passage

from that same document that somehow becomes relevantly related

in not one, or two, but in at least three ways to I from Subliminet.

During a short duration of intense anticipation for the impending arrival of

the reign of legendary but elected royalty from New, and not Olde, 

I from Subliminet began.

The proceeding month, on exactly the same day date,

 a celebration was held, several dozen guests,

both family and friends, were invited.

All guests miraculously arrived and got home safely during

one of the most intense snowstorms to hit

that very first place of I from Subliminet’s residence

at any time during the history of that place during any preceeding

or even proceeding year for that date or even for that entire month.

I from Subliminet’s paternal parent began on the date,

month date and day date, not year date,

immediately after the date, same month but one day date prior,

I from Subliminet officially became espoused.

I from Subliminet’s maternal parent began on the day immediately proceeding

 the very day that has lived thus far in infamy.

Please familiarize Yourself with a small portion of some of the synchronicities

I from Subliminet has experienced over the years that

I, Mortimer Sloane will very soon begin to disclose to You

for You to determine for Yourself whether or not

I from Subliminet suffers from Delusions of Grandeur

or if I from Subliminet is a dreaming dream dreaming dreams dreamed by I from Subliminet

while within dreams dreamed by I from Subliminet

or if the synchronicities I from Subliminet experienced were nothing more than

a concurrent confluence of discordant physical phenomena.