A friend who suffers from Delusions of Grandeur

insists upon being addressed as I from Subliminet

because I from Subliminet contends that

the corporation I from Subliminet founded, Subliminet
Inc.,

on 08-08-08, August 08, 2008,

can prove beyond the shadows of all doubts

that at least two impossible impossiblities have Now become

far more possible than merely possibly possible.

I from Subliminet has yet to publicly disclose

what these two impossible impossiblities are exactly,

rather,

Subliminet Inc. is currently conducting

an online marketing campaign in order to reach a critical
limit of members

so that those members might activate a blogging contest
with cash awards and prizes,

so that Subliminet Inc. might increase the online
visibility of these marketing campaigns

so that Subliminet Inc. might convert more sales of a
guidebook and

a new and unique and never before safely and successfully
enacted salubrious technique

that  Subliminet
Inc. contends can prove, beyond the shadows of doubts

that there are at least two impossible impossibilities
that have Now become

far more possible than merely possibly possible.

  As an Original Member of the Quest for Relevancy,
and if You choose to participate in an active Contest,
You will also have an opportunity to choose
whether or not each Contest award category
should be structured as a single large award
or as multiple, smaller valued awards,
tierd from larger to smaller,
from first to second to third or to possibly even more places.

  As an Original Members of the Quest for Relevancy,
and once You have become a part of
5 thousand 5 hundred and fifty-five total Original Members,
and if You choose to participate in an active Blogging Contest,
and if a majority of Original Member’s have voted
and chosen to participate in an active Contest,
for an additional $11.11**,
You would then be granted exclusive opportunities to compete
for valuable cash awards and prizes and search for hidden treasures in
Subliminet Inc.’s next marketing campaign:
The Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest.
If You choose not to submit an additional $11.11 to become
a Blogging Contest contestant,
You will remain an Original Member of the Quest for Relvancy,
and will be given an opportunity to participate in
the inactive Blogging Forum.

**The additional $11 dollar and 11 cent fee will be waived
if and only if 11,111 Original Memebers have joined
the Online Quest for Relevancy marketing campaign.**

  An inactive version of the Blogging Forum would also include
444 individually posted Blog Topics
to comment upon over a 111 day period
but the inactive Blogging Forum would operate inertly,
without awards, without prizes, without hidden treasures,
without competition, without sophisticated,
up-to-date, cutting-edge analytics tracking and reporting.
An active version of the Blogging Contest would include opportunities to
One) compete for various cash awards for posting blog
comments in relevant relation to up to
444 Blog Topics posted individually over a 111 day period
Two) solve various fill-in puzzles for cash prizes
Three) search for hidden cash treasures
and Four) implement cutting-edge analytics tracking,
tabulating and reporting.

 All fees collected from the Quest For Relevancy Original Membership
will be used to

One) finance all corporate expenses
Two) implement improvements to all aspects of
Subliminet’s Online Quest For Relevancy website
Three) expand Original Membership priviliges
Four) make charitable contributions
Five) continue research and development of all
unique but not-yet-ready for retail sale products and services
Six) market all market-ready products and services
Seven) operate an inactive Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum
marketing campaign alone
or,
both the active  Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest
 and the inactive Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum
marketing campaigns simultaneously.

  To become an Original Member of
Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy
each applicant must submit an $11 dollar and 11 cent 
non-refundable membership fee.
As an Original Member,
You will be immediately issued a voucher entitling You to
one digital copy of the unique guidebook (a $33.33 retail value)
which Subliminet Inc. currently owns copyright title to.

Copies of this unique guidebook will be
exchangable for these vouchers beginning no
sooner than 11:11 p.m. on February 29, 2012.

   As an Original Member of the Quest for Relevancy marketing campaign,
You will be granted an opportunity to play a part in choosing
which marketing strategy Subliminet Incororated should pursue
as well as how Subliminet should spend part of
Your membership dollars during the next
Subliminet Inc. marketing campaign conducted as either
an inactive Blogging Forum
or      
an active Blogging Contest
and an inactive Blogging Forum.

This Quest for Relevancy is, in essence, a Quest to prove,
beyond the shadows of all doubts,
that at least two impossibly impossible impossiblities
 may be possibly possible, may be possible,
may Now actually be enactable and experienceable,…
enactable and experienceable even by You.

Subliminet’s Quest for Relevancy was designed to entertain,
inform, motivate, inspire, involve, challenge,
intrigue, befuddle, surprise, shock, reward, poll
and anonymously track and
anonymously follow each and
every anonymously participating Original Member
that joins Subliminet’s Quest for Relevancy,
while also increasing the relevance of
the Quest for Relevancy to
 Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy website home page
as well as to
all the information and activity contained and conducted within
the entire Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy website.