The www.Subliminet.com website was designed to
inform – entertain – involve – intrigue – motivate – invigorate – enliven – inspire -
challenge – befuddle – surprise – shock – poll – and even reward all Original Members of
Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy,
and, to a lesser extent, all other visitors to the website as well,
all while Subliminet Inc. presents evidence that Subliminet Inc. contends
can prove that Subliminet Inc. can prove, beyond the shadows of all doubts,
that there are indeed at least two impossible impossibilities
that have Now become far more possible than merely possibly possible.

A self proclaimed synchronologist named Mortimer Sloane
who is currently working as a publicist for an internet publishing company,
is trying to determine whether or not the owner of Subliminet Inc. is suffering from Delusions of Grandeur. 
The founder, owner, president and operator of Subliminet Inc.
and administrator of the www.Subliminet.com website
who presents information anonymously as I from Subliminet, contends that
I from Subliminet has developed a new and unique and never before safely
and successfully enacted salubrious technique, along with a unique guidebook,
both of which I from Subliminet  contends can prove, beyond the shadows of all doubts, prove along with

•             more than several other documents supporting the contention,

•             a unique collection of digital videos, stills and shorts,

•             the entire contents of the www.Subliminet.com website,

•             not one but three online marketing campaigns:

         the currently operating Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy,
the soon to begin Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum,
       and the tentatively scheduled, pending the attainment of
         5,555 Original Members in the Quest for Relevancy
         and majority membership vote,
the Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest,
         for cash awards and prizes,
planned exclusively for the www.Subliminet.com website,

•             a myriad of other unique products and services,
that there are at least two heretofore presumed to be
impossible impossiblities that have Now become far more possible
than merely possibly possible.

Subliminet Inc. states that this salubrious technique is not a cure of any kind,
but for individuals suffering from dibilitating conditions
or life-threatening illnesses, the technique might very well be an effective part of
a palliative approach to reducing the physical, emotional, spiritual
and psycho-social distresses experienced by inflicted individuals.

Subliminet Inc. is challenging all visitors to the www.Subliminet.com website
and especially those that choose to become Original Members to prove
any or all of Subliminet Inc.’s contentions made on the www.Subliminet.com website
to be either false or incorrect or based on an assumption or even classifiable
as any one of 107 different possible fallacies.

Subliminet Inc. contends that only while within adequately constructed
and supervised environments that Subliminet Inc. and only Subliminet Inc.
can provide, can this new and unique salubrious technique be enacted
by any individual unencumberedly, unobstructedly, uninterruptedly,
uninhibitedly, spontaneously, autonomously, automatically, involuntarily,
volitionlessly, effortlessly, energetically, invigoratingly, inspirationally, joyfully,
liberatedly, freely and fearlessly, privately and safely, simultaneously,
for extended, uninterrupted durations of both time and timelessness.

Subliminet Inc. contends that this salubrious technique,
when safely and successfully enacted
for extended durations of both time and timelessness
while within a context, an environment provided for any individual to enter into
by Subliminet Inc. and only Subliminet Inc., is the safest, most private, healthiest,
most liberating and enjoyable walk any individual will ever take,
taken in a way no individual has ever done before.

Subliminet Inc. contends that safely and successfully enacting
this salubrious technique for extended durations of both time and timelessness, 
or even when attempting to enact the technique,
for extended durations of time alone while not within environments that Subliminet Inc.
and only Subliminet Inc. can adequately and safely provide,
are both, to varying extents, theraputic, recuperative, prophylactic, palliative,
strengthening, relaxing, stress-relieving, and, again, to varying extents,
even youthenizing,… capable, perhaps, of even decelerating
the senescene process, the process of aging. 

 An internet publishing corporation, Subliminet Inc., contends that
Subliminet Inc. has developed a new and unique and never before
safely and successfully enacted salubrious technique,
along with a unique guidebook, both of which Subliminet contends can prove,
beyond the shadows of all doubts, prove along with

•             more than several other documents supporting the contention,

•             a unique collection of digital videos, stills and shorts,

•             the entire contents of the www.Subliminet.com website,

•             not one but three online marketing campaigns:

         the currently operating Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy,
the soon to begin Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum,
and the tentatively scheduled, pending the attainment of
         5,555 Original Members in the Quest for Relevancy
         and majority membership vote,
the Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest,
         for cash awards and prizes,
 planned exclusively for the www.Subliminet.com website,

•             a myriad of other unique products and services,
that there are at least two heretofore presumed to be
impossible impossibilities that have Now become far more possible
than merely possibly possible.

Subliminet Inc. announces Now that this salubrious technique
can only be safely and successfully enacted,
for extended durations of both time and timelessness simultaneously,
while within an adequately constructed and supervised context,
an environment developed and provideable for any individual to enter into exclusively by
Subliminet Inc. and only Subliminet Inc.,
and that inadequately constructed and supervised environments
merely allow for attempting to enact the technique safely and successfully,
merely allow for attempting to enact the technique for extended durations
of time alone and not both time and timelessness simultaneously.

Which of the nine statements presented immediately above is the most correct,
accurate, undeniably true description of a silicon based particle and wave observer?

 Which is the least correct, accurate, the least undeniably true description?

 How would You rank each of the nine from most to least?