To become an Original Member of
Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy
each applicant must submit an $11 dollar and 11 cent
non-refundable membership fee.
As an Original Member,
You will be immediately issued a voucher entitling You to
one digital copy of the unique guidebook (a $33.33 retail value)
which Subliminet Inc. currently owns copyright title to.
Copies of this unique guidebook will be
exchangable for these vouchers beginning no
sooner than 11:11 p.m. on February 29, 2012.
As an Original Member of the Quest for Relevancy marketing campaign,
You will be granted an opportunity to play a part in choosing
which marketing strategy Subliminet Incororated should pursue
as well as how Subliminet should spend part of
Your membership dollars during the next
Subliminet Inc. marketing campaign conducted as either
an inactive Blogging Forum
or
an active Blogging Contest
and an inactive Blogging Forum.
This Quest for Relevancy is, in essence, a Quest to prove,
beyond the shadows of all doubts,
that at least two impossibly impossible impossiblities
may be possibly possible, may be possible,
may Now actually be enactable and experienceable,…
enactable and experienceable even by You.
Subliminet’s Quest for Relevancy was designed to entertain,
inform, motivate, inspire, involve, challenge,
intrigue, befuddle, surprise, shock, reward, poll
and anonymously track and
anonymously follow each and
every anonymously participating Original Member
that joins Subliminet’s Quest for Relevancy,
while also increasing the relevance of
the Quest for Relevancy to
Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy website home page
as well as to
all the information and activity contained and conducted within
the entire Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy website.
Subliminet contends that the two impossible impossibilities
relevantly related to the guidebook are not possible,
are not actualizable or achieveable or demonstrateable
or explainable or enactable or even experienceable by
any individual unless an individual
One) safely and successfully enacts the technique
for an extended duration while within
a safe and adequately supervised environment,
a safe and adequately
supervised environment that Subliminet,
and only Subliminet Incorporated can provide
Two) reads the guidebook and most if not all documentation
supporting the guidebook
and Three) interacts with most if not all of the other
unique products and services
Subliminet Inc. is currently either researching or developing
or marketing for retail sale.
Subliminet contends that any individual that
One) reads the guidebook and most if not all
of the guidebook’s supporting documentation
Two) safely and successfully enacts the technique for extended,
uninterrupted durations
and Three) interacts with most if not all of Subliminet’s other
unique products and services
will be convinced that there are indeed at least two
impossible impossibilities that have Now become far more
than merely possibly possible.
Subliminet contends that
safely and successfully enacting this technique
for an extended duration
will convince the individual that at least one,
if not both impossible impossiblities
relevantly related to the guidebook
are indeed far more than just possibly possible,
but will also convince the individual that
enacting this salubrious technique seemingly aspires, somehow,
to the entering of a “fountain of youthfulness”,
thereby decelerating the senescene process.
for an extended duration of both time and timelessness
will provide invaluable overall physical and psychical health benefits
far beyond those achieved by merely attempting to enact
this never before enacted salubrious technique.
Subliminet
contends that
merely attempting
to enact this salubrious technique will provide
invaluably beneficial health
opportunities
to
individuals suffering from any one of several
dibilitating
conditions or life-threatening illnesses,
while also,
undoubtedly
and undeniably decelerating the senescene process,
the process
of aging.
any
individual attempting to enact
this technique
while within
environments which are
merely safe
enough to attempt to enact
this technique
none-the-less
effectuates enormous overall
physical and psychical
health benefits,
the extent of which has yet
to be fully determined.