If You like expressing Yourself in ways

You have never expressed Yourself before

while sharing information that has never been shared
before,…

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If You like blogging,…

If You like anything and everything that has to do with
blogging,…

My name is Mortimer Sloane and I have prepared an
introductory checklist for You

To browse through and respond to if You wish.

The checklist is presented in an

“If You like” this,…
then You’ll like that,… format.

If You decide to read through the checklist,

and if You decide to anonymously indicate what Your level

of interest might be in any of the items on the list,

or if You just want to anonymously share a reaction or
two about one item

or even the whole but incomplete, and gradually updated
list,

please feel free to do so at Your greatest convenience.

My name is Mortimer Sloane and I am a synchronologist.

I collect data for statisticians to analyze.

The most interesting data I have collected thus far is
relevantly related to

an individual that wishes to be known anonymously as “I
from Subliminet”.

I am also a publicist for both I from Subliminet and the
corporation

I from Subliminet founded, owns, and operates: Subliminet
Inc..

The data I’ve been collecting is actually information
that

I from Subliminet contends proves beyond the shadows of
all doubts

that no matter what I from Subliminet was doing,

either routinely or non-routinely,

and no matter where or when I from Subliminet was doing

whatever I from Subliminet was doing,

I from Subliminet did what I from Subliminet was supposed
to be doing

thus far throughout I from Subliminet’s entire lifetime,

whenever whatever I from Subliminet did

is considered within the context of I from Subliminet founding Subliminet Inc.

as well as within the context of all that Subliminet Inc.
is currently either

 researching,
developing, or marketing for retail sale.

A friend who suffers from Delusions of Grandeur

insists upon being addressed as I from Subliminet

because I from Subliminet contends that

the corporation I from Subliminet founded, Subliminet
Inc.,

on 08-08-08, August 08, 2008,

can prove beyond the shadows of all doubts

that at least two impossible impossiblities have Now become

far more possible than merely possibly possible.

I from Subliminet has yet to publicly disclose

what these two impossible impossiblities are exactly,

rather,

Subliminet Inc. is currently conducting

an online marketing campaign in order to reach a critical
limit of members

so that those members might activate a blogging contest
with cash awards and prizes,

so that Subliminet Inc. might increase the online
visibility of these marketing campaigns

so that Subliminet Inc. might convert more sales of a
guidebook and

a new and unique and never before safely and successfully
enacted salubrious technique

that  Subliminet
Inc. contends can prove, beyond the shadows of doubts

that there are at least two impossible impossibilities
that have Now become

far more possible than merely possibly possible.

  As an Original Member of the Quest for Relevancy,
and if You choose to participate in an active Contest,
You will also have an opportunity to choose
whether or not each Contest award category
should be structured as a single large award
or as multiple, smaller valued awards,
tierd from larger to smaller,
from first to second to third or to possibly even more places.

  As an Original Members of the Quest for Relevancy,
and once You have become a part of
5 thousand 5 hundred and fifty-five total Original Members,
and if You choose to participate in an active Blogging Contest,
and if a majority of Original Member’s have voted
and chosen to participate in an active Contest,
for an additional $11.11**,
You would then be granted exclusive opportunities to compete
for valuable cash awards and prizes and search for hidden treasures in
Subliminet Inc.’s next marketing campaign:
The Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest.
If You choose not to submit an additional $11.11 to become
a Blogging Contest contestant,
You will remain an Original Member of the Quest for Relvancy,
and will be given an opportunity to participate in
the inactive Blogging Forum.

**The additional $11 dollar and 11 cent fee will be waived
if and only if 11,111 Original Memebers have joined
the Online Quest for Relevancy marketing campaign.**

  An inactive version of the Blogging Forum would also include
444 individually posted Blog Topics
to comment upon over a 111 day period
but the inactive Blogging Forum would operate inertly,
without awards, without prizes, without hidden treasures,
without competition, without sophisticated,
up-to-date, cutting-edge analytics tracking and reporting.
An active version of the Blogging Contest would include opportunities to
One) compete for various cash awards for posting blog
comments in relevant relation to up to
444 Blog Topics posted individually over a 111 day period
Two) solve various fill-in puzzles for cash prizes
Three) search for hidden cash treasures
and Four) implement cutting-edge analytics tracking,
tabulating and reporting.

 All fees collected from the Quest For Relevancy Original Membership
will be used to

One) finance all corporate expenses
Two) implement improvements to all aspects of
Subliminet’s Online Quest For Relevancy website
Three) expand Original Membership priviliges
Four) make charitable contributions
Five) continue research and development of all
unique but not-yet-ready for retail sale products and services
Six) market all market-ready products and services
Seven) operate an inactive Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum
marketing campaign alone
or,
both the active  Meaningful Connections Blogging Contest
 and the inactive Meaningful Connections Blogging Forum
marketing campaigns simultaneously.